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Yes, I am going to read this miserable buttwipe of a book. And then I am going to save the human race from ever having to read it again, by recapping it for you all. Feel free to reward me if you wish.

( Beecham and Hilgartner, if anyone's keeping track. )

It's long...all 15 chapters. I tried my best.

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Hello again! I won't waste your time, so here we go.

Chapter 5 opens on MA walking home from the Arnolds'. She is feeling disturbed (well, I can feel disturbed by things too, and most of those things are a lot worse than a pair of twins fighting). But as she walks, her mind begins to clear up (I can just hear the strains of "Put On A Happy Face" now ( Read more... )

I know someone did this yesterday, but this was the only book I could dig up in my room. Besides, I wanna give you my spin on it to see if it's as good as my one for Dawn's Wicked Stepsister.

Cover: (courtesy of Dibbly Fresh!)


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You guys, I had to do it. Mallory is such a sad, hilarious loser in this book that it’s been one of my all-time favorites since I was six. The pages are actually falling out, I love it so much.

It’s long. It’s profane. It’s coming up after the cut.

( Does anyone really notice pierced ears anyway? )